FIVE REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD HIRE ME |
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EXUDE GENIUS
MY JOB IS TO SUPPORT YOU SO THAT CAN DO WHAT YOU DO BEST - HARNESS YOUR GENIUS
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GET MORE SLEEP
YOU WILL REST EASIER KNOWING I'VE GOT THINGS COVERED
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BE A ROCKSTAR
YOU WILL HAVE MORE TIME TO PLAY GUITAR HERO (you know you want to) |
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MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK
YOU WILL BE SURPRISED AT HOW INCREDIBLY RESOURCEFUL AND WILDLY TALENTED I AM
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GET OFF YOUR MEDS
100% GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL BE LESS STRESSED AT WORK WHEN I'M AROUND |
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